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errrrrr... Wednesday

I am tired of feeling sick.

On the brighter side, I had a very interesting day yesterday.

1) I got photographed by a local reporter for a "man in the street" poll. The paper is doing a bit on "What do you think of the ban on fireworks...blah blah blah." I said something very stupid, and I was wearing some crazy arm warmers because it was cold, so I am convinced I'm going to be fired for giving the college a bad name. Ha!

2) The lady at the counter at McDonalds may have hit on me. I'm not sure. When she handed me a fork for my salad she kind of slammed it into my hand then held it there for several seconds. As she was holding it there, she either squeezed my hand a bit or massaged it; I wasn't quite sure what she was doing. She also said something to me, but I was so focused on trying to figure out what was being done to my hand I didn't quite hear what she said. I thought it was something like "Now you have a fork!" , so I may have said "yay, that's awesome!" then ran away.

3) I forgot there was a new traffic light and treated an intersection as if it were still a stop sign. Thankfully there were loads of cars coming which stalled me there for some time AND the car behind me also went immediately after I pulled out, so there is a big chance the light had turned green at the time I made my turn.

4) My best friend since birth emailed to tell me her son is doing much better after having been hit by a truck.

5) My best friend in high school emailed me to confirm our lunch date before our HIGH SCHOOL REUNION TOUR! Woot!!! I'm so old!!!

6) Class was great - I got mocked for my arm warmers, I passed our test, and I turned in a paper that used the words "crotch of fire" at least three times.

Bring on tomorrow!


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Jun. 27th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
... and of course, you totally rock! Honey, I think it's impossible for you to sound like an idiot. Even if you're out of it for some reason and don't make sense to yourself, you just charm the crap out of everyone around you! ;-)
Jun. 27th, 2008 02:12 pm (UTC)
You are so sweet! I hope you are right - I don't get the Bay Beacon, so I'm waiting to hear from a coworker to send me an email or something. LOL! I'm afraid to search it out myself...
Jun. 27th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC)

2) I was (startlingly) hit on by the last (and final and MALE) manager of the Angel last year. I was sitting at the bar eating dinner and reading a sci-fi novel and he came by to clear my empty plates. "Finished with your penis?" he asked, gesturing toward the remnants of the bowl of spicy pecans (which I'd had as an appetizer). The words were quiet, but enunciated VERY CLEARLY. I just kept reading my book VERY INTENTLY, like I hadn't really heard him (because I didn't WANT to believe he'd said it).

6) For some reason this read like you were saying her son was doing badly BEFORE he was hit by a truck. You've actually made getting hit by a truck seem like a potential new breakthrough treatment for doing badly.
Jun. 27th, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
Wait, I meant #4, not #6, for the second one.
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Jun. 27th, 2008 07:29 am (UTC)
sweetie, if you think that Little Lady Libra is the opposite sex to you, then you've got a whole 'nother list of interesting issues we need to discuss.

Just sayin'

Now you have a fork!
Jun. 27th, 2008 09:40 am (UTC)
Whoops! That just goes to prove how clueless i really am.
Looks like I got's some editin' to do!

Jun. 27th, 2008 10:04 am (UTC)
(Doh! Now this comment is out of order... However, the evil error is miraculously changed, and no one will ever know! How clever am I?)

Lol! I had that same thought about the truck thing. =o)

MLR: HAhahah! You got forked!!
You want me to go to McDonalds and pretend like I'm your jealous lover and ask her (very bluntly) if she has any 'intentions' toward MY woman? Hmmm... I wonder if different utensils mean different thing. Would it have meant something different if she would have handed you a spoon? A spork? A straw? (Ewww on the straw!!)

C. Drew: Well? We're all waiting for an answer! So tell us, are you finished with your penis?
Would you like me to go back in time to the Angel, pretend like I was your jealous lover and ask him(very bluntly) if he has any 'intentions' toward my woman? Whoops, I mean sexy-sexy, very manly man? I’ll do it for ya. I got your back man… =o)

I'm not sure if I've ever been hit on by the same sex. (Think, think, think....) Wait, does libras_art count? *giggle*

After pondering for a full 30 seconds, I'm still not sure if I've ever been hit on by a girl... but then again, I'm oblivious when *guys* hit on me. Who knows... there’s a possibility that I’ve left a string of broken womanly hearts all across the US. (And possibly in Alaska!) =o)

Edited at 2008-06-27 10:05 am (UTC)
Jun. 27th, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
we're hitting McDonalds next week, my dear friend!!!
what did the original unedited one say?!?!?!

i reread the truck sentence and you are so right - LOL. but it's funnier that way so i'm happy. if only life were like that.


I think you, me, AND Captain Drew should revisit the Angel and McDonalds with various implements (forks, knifes, sporks, ladles, whisks... just *no* straws, thank you) and set a few people straight. Or confuse them even more. I'm down with either. (We can wait until C. Drew is finished with his penis, first, if needed.)
Jun. 27th, 2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
Re: we're hitting McDonalds next week, my dear friend!!!
Well, I'll never actually be "finished" with my penis, though it is available on a for-loan basis (provided that all the proper paperwork is filled out in triplicate).
Jun. 27th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
Define "finished with your penis"
Jun. 27th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
someone should hit me with a truck
LOL! you are right! so much for writing and grammar class...
Jun. 27th, 2008 02:11 pm (UTC)
LOLLOLLOLLOL about your manager of the Angel/penis story. I don't know what I would have done. I do know I'm going to be thinking about that the next time we go to the Angel, and I'm sure Toaster and I will make all sorts of inappropriate and suggestive comments.

Will the Angel be on the Pirate Palooza tour?
Jun. 27th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
This would, of course, hinge upon the ability of the Angel to remain in the OPEN state. I'm waiting to hear as to whether the new owners/investors actually bought the place and will have her open in time for PP4. Otherwise, we might have it at the Circle K.
Jun. 27th, 2008 07:30 am (UTC)
Yay! for #6!!! The C of F story has apparently been set down on paper!
Jun. 27th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
I debated on posting it here... I'm going to wait and see what grade I make first.
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