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I moved a bowl of Twix bars over by the laptop so that Raven would have them nearby as I know he sometimes uses my laptop when he's stopping between work and school. I thought, look I'm being nice!

No. What I have done is put a GIANT BOWL OF TWIX BARS next to me. This is not good.

And my house right now? FULL OF COOKIES. There are these Sesame cookies that are amazing sitting next to those sweet bean paste cookies I mentioned yesterday. I don't even know how to describe the Sesame cookies. Its like "crispy sesame yummy" on the outside so when you first bite into it it crunches but then suddenly, once you've broken through the shell, your mouth is full of fluff. Slightly sweetened fluff. And a bit sticky. Meanwhile you are still crunching on the outside bit as your mouth is being filled with the sugary equivalent of blown in insulation.

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sarahtoalaska
May. 8th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
I don't think LJing about the cookies will help you NOT eat them. :D
herzograven
May. 8th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
maybe she can name each of the cookies, that way they'll have personality and eating them would mean their death .... thus, she won't be able to kill them


madladyred
May. 8th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
Hello Barry BeanPaste! Hello Sally Sesame! Hello Tommy Twix! My you all TASTED SO YUMMY WHEN I ATE YOU. I'll miss you, kiss kiss.
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sarahtoalaska
May. 8th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)
Hey! That's a great idea. Much harder to eat something with a name. She could make little masks for the cookies, making them even HARDER to eat.
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madladyred
May. 8th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC)
Unfortunately, that is true. I'm just thinking about them more. But I made a GIANT mug of coffee so after binging earlier while it was brewing (two sesame cookies, one bean paste, and three peanut butter cups because I have mostly convinced myself the Twix bars are Ravens so I need to stay away from them except when I decide "man, i'm eating me a Twix") I am now sipping my coffee and the cookies (now all named Stella for no good reason) are safe.

That is, safe for now... dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn
herzograven
May. 8th, 2008 02:20 am (UTC)
can't name them stella!
she's just TOO easy to kill!

name each of the cookies after the beatles, giovanni ribisi, vin diesel and david duchovny characters ..... let's see how many of them you're willing to kill then (and note how i didn't use the word "eat" cause i know toastr would come along and make a whole new meaning out of that, dirty freak, hehe!)

off topic: i hated that damn character and the rest of the damn movie! .... streetcar named desire that is .. i don't even know why some films are as acclaimed as they are ..... i guess nothing else came out that year that was even half way decent!
ben hur, spartacus, ten commandments, the original ocean's 13 ... i mean crap! .... they are all so BOOOORING!
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herzograven
May. 8th, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
you are probably the sweetest thing there is :D
i had a bad feeling that the prescenes of those twixes (my version of the plural version of twix) had something to do with me

i absolutly loved the way you phrased this:

" .... No. What I have done is put a GIANT BOWL OF TWIX BARS next to me"
that made me laugh .... a lot, not because of the situation but because of the way you phrased the sentence, hehe

our house is full of crap right now too, and then your hubby brought some more sugary goodness over yesterday and left it there for us, he's so damn sweet, give him a kiss from me (i know we do man hugs, but a kiss would be a little too "TOUCHWOOD")

really miss you guys during the week
madladyred
May. 8th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
kisses
I read him your comment and Monkeys laughed and laughed...then said "tell him no tongue!"
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madladyred
May. 8th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
twixes (my precious)
ha! i totally moved them there for you.

apparently you guys got the same Sesame cookies. he may stop and get more tomorrow so that there will still be some left on Saturday when people are over. Sarah2Ak - i may have to mail you a package. they are weird but they are good.

and by mail you a package i mean email you yet again for your mailing address, have the package set up for two weeks, then finally talk my parents into dropping it off for me. i am so sorry about my bad mailings. did you get the last letter i sent? i found it in the bottom of a bag and had no idea what it was, when i wrote it, or how it got in the bag but i slapped a stamp on it and hoped for the best.
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mcamason
May. 8th, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
I visualize a large bowl full of twix cookies bellowing "Harcourt Fenton MUDD! What have you been doing?!"
madladyred
May. 8th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
Android Cookies
LOL!!! I will be eating the whole bowl just to shut them up?!?

what have you been up to?
Nothing good, I'm sure.
Well, let me tell you,
you lazy, good-for-nothing --

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

Okay, maybe I won't name them Stella. (Stella 1, Stella 273, Stella 502 or whatever they were numbered)

disbandedtoastr
May. 8th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
Ok, there is officially no logical way to read the comments for this post anymore.

=o)
And I'm running out of meaningful icons, so now I'm just picking icons at random.
herzograven
May. 8th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
HAHA ..... i only have about 10+ icons
so i just keep using whatever
hehe

this thread is getting out of control .... once again .... as usual

isn't this fun?
damn i need to get to bed
gotta be up early tomorrow
i hate being up during the day
too much of a nocturnal to function properly during the days
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darn it!! i don't wanna go to bed!! - madladyred - May. 8th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC) - Expand
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madladyred
May. 8th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)
downstairs mixup
what's with all this logic? we don't use logic!!
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madladyred
May. 9th, 2008 01:04 am (UTC)
it's hard to respond to posts, too. I'm not responding to most of them now because i don't want to keep them going - LOL - but darn it, some of them are so funny i really want to respond to them. i want to print them all out and save them somewhere.

that Korean/English was brilliant, by the way. i told Monkeys and Bree and my parents that one today :)
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