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Which one of these affen would you schlag?

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Apr. 10th, 2008 03:18 am (UTC)
Unm... Raven?
What the hell is she trying to say? Because ConfuseFish renders this as "Impact the Ape"

MLR? Are you quoting Peter Gabriel, or is this something novel?

And my choice is the one hanging by its tail drinking the hooch.
Apr. 10th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
Now is the time on Sprockets when we stroke monkeys.
i don't wanna SHOCK a monkey!

There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this! Way back in 1992 before Raven was born we didn't have a real German to help us translate important phrases. Thankfully Jason's brother took a year or two of German in high school. So one day when Jase & I were working the front counter at the college, like you do, we were *trying* to say "touch my monkey" in a very SNL Sprockets kind of way. Naturally we called Joel for help - he had a German dictionary but for some reason he couldn't find the word for "touch" so we settled for "stroke my monkey". I mean, it's a practically interchangable sentiment. He claimed it was schlagen mein affen which in the past 15 years we've managed to incorporate into many conversations as well as paint it as a war banner/battle cry for Jase's Goblin Army in Warhammer. So you see, it's suddenly become vitally important I have an icon with the phrase prominently featured and only the best stolen monkey image can be used.

Although I'm leaning toward the cupcakes because I really really like cupcakes.

Edited at 2008-04-10 03:36 am (UTC)
Apr. 10th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
Re: Now is the time on Sprockets when we stroke monkeys.
i was TEN in 1992 .... thank you very much!
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
Re: Now is the time on Sprockets when we stroke monkeys.
Ohhh... TEN. Wow. Ten. Yeah. I dropped out of High School in 1992.

I'm old!
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
Re: Now is the time on Sprockets when we stroke monkeys.
awwwww, i'm pretty sure that was the year I met Toaster!!! And Fraser & Libra at Hurricon. (I may be off by one year on that...)
Apr. 10th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: Unm... Raven?
impact the ape ... hit the ape .... stroke the ape

either of those will result in tragedies ..... so it's more or less the same!

you say that in germany ... they are either going to look at you funny and walk away ..... or if you combine it with FUHNF ..... they'll get you five of everything .... including monkeys .... and then you can take those monkeys to france (which is apx a 3 hr drive) and then say "the cat is under the table .... the monkeys are on the branch :D

hopefully they will stay where they are told to stay
Apr. 10th, 2008 10:18 am (UTC)
Re: Unm... Raven?
Oh my lord, honey... you are on a roll tonight... I think this is the third time within a few hours that I do believe I almost died laughing on account of something you said or wrote...

To those NOT in the living room with me, Raven just turned down the sound on his movie (playing on the other end of the house), and yelled to me, "are you alright?". I was laughing so hard, he probably thought I was upset or something bad. I still have tears in me eyes. *sigh* Life is NEVER dull around any of you. ~_^
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:50 am (UTC)
Re: Unm... Raven?
i know! i waste so much time on here reading everyone's posts that i don't get much done around the house. I have to force myself to take an hour out to do my yoga...sigh.

but it's so much fun!!
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
mmmmmmm, well the first two are tragedies. the last one depends. is stroking like massage?? and stroking someone's hair is really nice, too.

je parle le Francios un peu mais je n'ai pas le mot pour monkey despite the number of times i've watched that izzard bit.

Apr. 10th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)
Re: Unm... Raven?
dude ..... get rid of the Torchwood MORONS icon
they deserve it ...... no to mention 40% of the crew redeemed itself and are now permanently dead!
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
Re: Unm... Raven?
i miss tosh!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

they could have done SO MUCH with her!!!
Apr. 10th, 2008 10:19 am (UTC)
monkey! monkey! monkey!

Apr. 11th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)
i thought that when i posted the pictures!!!!
Apr. 11th, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
I think I developed a tick with it. =P
Apr. 11th, 2008 12:21 pm (UTC)
that would be my husbands fault!!! sorry!!!! ;)
Apr. 10th, 2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
I'm with Amason... Hoochy monkey gets my vote too. Cuz seriously… When would you be schlagin a affen anyway?
When he's drunk is when!

(Well... Preferably both parties would be drunk. Cuz seriously... why schlag an affen in the first place? Alcohol would have to be involved somehow.)

Apr. 11th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
but cupcakes taste so good!!! i want one right now!!!

and a drink. i want a margarita and a cupcake!!!
Apr. 11th, 2008 12:23 pm (UTC)
huh, maybe i could do a series of monkey pictures

stroke my monkey
feed my monkey
argh my monkey
inebriate my monkey
Apr. 10th, 2008 10:40 pm (UTC)
Oh.. but I'm partial to the pirate monkey too. Cuz if I were a pirate, and I had a monkey sidekick.. that's what he'd look like.

Arrrrr Matey!
Apr. 11th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
i have no pirate icons!!! what's with that?
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