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In Dreams, No One Can Hear You Scream

The night before I had a dream that reddheaded and her husband went to Brazil (or at least it seemed like Brazill) and were showing me holiday snaps (nudge nudge) at their place. Their house, by the way, amazing. Only possible in dreams.

Last night I had two bad dreams.

In the first my mother and I were driving in my Beatle along some dirt road, or at least a beatup road. There was bumps and potholes and pools of standing water. Then there was flowing water across the road. Then there were several little streams or something crossing the road. I struggled to keep my car going forward and prevent it from being swept aside along one of the streams. I kept wondering if I should try to turn around or if I had already gone so far I needed to keep going. (Although I didn't know where I was going.) But THEN walking toward us were bodybuilders, real true speedowearing musclerippling body builders. One of them reached out and grabbed my car, pulling it over and they all made out like they were going to pick it up and throw it off the road. The door frame was horribly crumpled from where the first muscleman grabbed it. I wasn't sure how Mom and I were going to stop them.

In the second dream Toaster and I and others were doing something (I don't remember what - marching, dressing in costumes, something) and the guy leading the group and I kept flirting. We ended up at an IHOP or Waffle House kind of place. He and I wanted some time alone to sneak a kiss, so we asked Toast if she knew what we would order, and she said yes. We moved off, but only two tables away! And it was me and Monkeys! We sat down and suddenly I started to worry about what Toast would order. Normally on road trips I get cheese omelets and hashbrowns, so that would be what she would think of - but I wanted egg whites and toast because I'm trying to eat healthier. The waiter walked by and Monkeys called him over to ask what Toast had ordered - it was some pasta dish. Monkeys gets pasta often, so it was a good guess, but today he wanted breakfast food. When we first asked about crossing out that order he said "I don't write these things down." Then when we asked if he could switch it he got really irate and said the cooks had already started. He was getting unusually mad, so Monkeys and I started moving all the silverware off the table to keep it from him. No matter how quickly we knocked all the forks and knives to the side, more and more were on the table!! And we knew the waiter was going to grab one and go psycho. Luckily, my alarm went off.


How strange is that? I think the first one is just because of the really bad road behind our house. I do worry about what it's doing to my car, so I can explain that one away. I don't know about IHOP - but I know I want pancakes now.

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disbandedtoastr
Mar. 12th, 2010 10:57 pm (UTC)
Um.
Now I want pancakes too.

And as for your second dream... I know that couldn't possibly happen because I wouldn't have ordered any of that stuff. Left to my own devices, it'd be cheeseburgers for everyone.

PLUS, if you were only two tables away, I would have been shouting stuff like... "HEY GUYS! WHAT DO YOU USUALLY ORDER AGAIN? I FORGOT. OH, AM I INTERRUPTING? NO? GOOD! DID YOU WANT EXTRA CHEESE OR SOMETHIN TOO? WHAT ABOUT SWEET POTATO FRIES?? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BEAN SPROUTS??
OK.... FEEL FREE TO START FONDLING EACH OTHER AGAIN OR WHATEVER. I WON'T TELL ANYONE. OH YEAH, HEY GUYS!! WHAT ABOUT DRINKS?? APRIL, DIDN'T YOU WANT WATER?? CUZ THEY BROUGHT YOU A SPRITE...."
madladyred
Mar. 13th, 2010 04:53 am (UTC)
HANDS OFF MY SPRITE!!!!!!!!
I read this out loud to Monkeys, and at the end he said something like "I was wondering if there'd be Sprite!!!"
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