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Texting 10 Commandments

For Toaster and Redd and Raven and McAmason - this is the txt 10 Commandments I was telling you about tonight. (Swiped this from debgeisler :) who got it from http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/06/05/god-texts-the-ten-commandments/)

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

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ann_mcn
Jun. 7th, 2009 10:41 am (UTC)
Oh, those are very very very... Um.
I am laughing!
madladyred
Jun. 7th, 2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
I know! That's how I felt, too!
Have you seen Genesis done by LOL Cats? It's actually kind of sweet, but I may just be thinking that because I really like cats. (God is called Ceiling Cat)
kwix
Jun. 7th, 2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
That was hi-friggin-larious!
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